Wednesday 3 March 2004

how to love your critics in five easy steps

  1. Debate them and pretend to lose.
  2. Ignore them as if they didn’t exist at all.
  3. Respond when they finally stroke you again (and they will).
  4. Embrace them like a long lost friend.
  5. Go back to ignoring them again.

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Posted by:   site admin | 05:57 | Comments (5)

Comments (5)

  1. 6. Failing the above, sign them onto some nasty, and possibly illegal, pornographic mailing lists.

  2. Post said formula online so that recipients of said treatment suspect they may well have been had.

  3. love me for wanting you

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